A face that youre feeling instead of processing. ", 44. Where you can find the monologue: Season 2, Episode 8, or you can watch it here. The entirety of that scene lives in my mind rent free. 414 - The One With Joey`s Dirty Day If you tell me what you know, I can help you fill in the blanks. I knew things about my father. I dont know who I am. and it sends her on a seven-minute spiel where she goes through a range of emotions and basically sums up the entire series. Watch the Godfather 10 times or whatever. She turns the projector on, the ad men swivel in their chairs to watch. Im a journalist. Often, so. And only pensioners would be into porn mags these days. JOSH: I know who you are. Fleabag 12. Here are our top eight: 8. 308 - The One With The Giant Poking Device One, two, three, four, five. I could tell you that Im gonna make you my prison bitch. Ive been on trial for that my entire life. Jack: Will: Yes. "Villanelle as Billie in the AA meeting where she describes how she feels nothing and how bored she is. Someone must have created it all, its so good. I even knew how he liked his steaks cooked medium rare. I feel better already. Can Notre Dame? It was my house, and then it was yours. I am guilty for being a dwarf. You have a gift. I know its a small show, but this monologue just hits every range of emotion. 105 - The One With The East German Laundry Detergent It lets us travel the way a child travels. monologue Ross Geller That&x27;s why it&x27;s the best tv show ever Friends Series Friend Memes Best Friends How I Met Your Mother But sometimes your best friends just try to be sweet Friends Series Quotes Monica Friends Friends Cake Chandler Quotes Chandler Friends 4.25. It's been over two decades sinceFriendsfans were first introduced to Joey, Chandler, Ross, Rachel, Monica and Phoebe. 202 - The One With The Breast Milk "Something is wrong with the left phalange. Let it do its thing. Last time we saw Hannah, she called me miss and you sir. And if you dont believe a fucking thing that comes out of my mouth is on you because the only time I ever lied is when said I cared if you lived or died. And not be held accountable. I saved you. He was sick. So, take some time to mull it over. But you ruined that. 904 - The One With The Sharks But I cant do that if I just jump back into a relationship with you. And you know what? He's now receiving treatment in a Buffalo hospital. Boardwalk Empire Writers: Lawrence Konner &. Are you even masturbating at all? Youre here now. And then when I got to the hospital, they gave me liquid Valium. But know this, I will never lie to you. Dandy: You knew that, right? 1017/1018 - The Last One, This site is just for fun and has nothing to do with NBC or the producers of the show Friends - Z, 101 - The One Where Monica Gets A New Roomate, 102 - The One With The Sonogram At The End, 105 - The One With The East German Laundry Detergent, 205 - The One With Five Steaks And An Eggplant, 212 - The One After The Superbowl, Part 1, 213 - The One After The Superbowl, Part 2, 215 - The One Where Ross And Rachel You Know, 224 - The One With Barry And Mindy's Wedding, 301 - The One With The Princess Leia Fantasy, 304 - The One With The Metaphorical Tunnel, 308 - The One With The Giant Poking Device, 311 - The One Where Chandler Can`t Remember Which Sister, 313 - The One Where Monica And Richard Are Friends, 315 - The One Where Ross And Rachel Take A Break, 321 - The One With The Chick and the Duck, 324 - The One With The Ultimate Fighting Champion, 407 - The One Where Chandler Crosses The Line, 410 - The One With The Girl From Poughkeepsie, 420 - The One With All The Wedding Dresses, 422 - The One With The Worst Best Man Ever, 423 - The One With Ross`s Wedding Part I and II, 508 - The One With The Thanksgiving Flashbacks, 510 - The One With The Inappropriate Sister, 515 - The One With The Girl Who Hits Joey, 517 - The One With Rachel's Inadvertant Kiss, 523 - The One In Vegas (Season Finale/Hour Long Episode), 604 - The One Where Joey Loses His Insurance, 615 - The One That Could Have Been (Parts 1 & 2), 621 - The One Where Ross Meets Elizabeths Dad, 705 - The One With The Engagement Picture, 708 - The One Where Chandler Doesn't Like Dogs, 716 - The One With The Truth About London, 717 - The One With The Cheap Wedding Dress, 719 - The One With Ross and Monica's Cousin, 723 - The One With Monica and Chandler's Wedding, 813 - The One Where Chandler Takes a Bath, 905 - The One With Phoebe's Birthday Dinner, 906 - The One With The Male Nanny (200th Episode), 907 - The One With Ross's Inappropriate Song, 911 - The One Where Rachel Goes Back To Work, 1001 - The One After Joey and Rachel Kiss, 1005 - The One Where Rachel's Sister Babysits, 1008 - The One With The Late Thanksgiving, 1010 - The One Where Chandler Gets Caught, 1016 - The One With Rachel's Going Away Party. Take up poker. Its at the base of the spine where all the nerves come together. A pregnant woman's gender reveal ended up being somewhat anticlimactic for her boyfriend because she forgot he was colorblind. I can think of nothing that can stop me now. 1. And my mom, she puts me on her lap. 406 - The One With The Dirty Girl "I have no idea what's going on, but I am excited. Or is it because Im some evil fuck monster? ", 51. Im a journalist. For something, someone, to distract me from how embarrassed and disappointed and hurt I felt well, feel about losing. Maeve: (highschool age, 16-18) And [to the conservative panelist] with a straight face, youre going to tell students that Americas so star-spangled awesome that were the only ones in the world who have freedom? 221 - The One With The Two Bullies It terrified my mother that I might have it, so they ran tests on me when I was a kid, but I came up clean. Now she has the perfect house and the perfect garden in the perfect neighborhood with perfect twins. Fuck you for sitting there and slowly making things worse! He's just some guy I work with! 421 - The One With The Invitation 104 - The One With George Stephanoloulos Im not crying for myself. Custard? Two Shades Away (drama) 1 Minute At some point in her life, Melanie went off track and ever since she's been trying to find her true calling. And do you see them? Will: Its not the greatest country in the world, professor, thats my answer. Oh, th this this rattling sound, like if you were shaking an empty spray-paint can. Its delicate, but potent. This will also affect how you perform the monologue. I wish I had enough poison for the whole pack of you. Thats a pretty name. Don flicks through images of his family. And I know we cant do it halfway either. Orange Is The New Black 18. 203 - The One Where Heckles Dies It costs airtime and column inches. "I am this close to tugging on my testicles again. Im scared that Im not myself in here, and Im scared that I am. Its a twinge in your heart far more powerful than memory alone. It is a 90's Comedy TV show, based in Manhattan, about 6 persons who go through just about every life experience imaginable together; love, marriage, divorce, children, heartbreaks, fights, new jobs and job losses and all sorts of drama. I dont want you to think of me the way I was last night. I took this photo in Paris. Rachel: "Are you kidding? 703 - The One With Phoebes Cookies I havent seen my dad since I was eight. Round and around, and back home again to a place where we know we are loved. "Is it me? I wish I was the monster you think I am. Am I sociopath? All tiny cells in tiny screens, and bigger cells and bigger screens and FUCK YOU! Mindy enjoys wearing scrunchies. Chandler: "AndyetI neverrun into Beyonc. 410 - The One With The Girl From Poughkeepsie And as Im leaving, I think, I just got a free churro because my mom died. No one ever tells you when your mom dies, you get a free churro. ", 46. You pull a face and poke it towards the stage and we, we la di da we sing and dance and tumble around and all you see, up here, its not people. 512 - The One With Chandler's Work Laugh "When Amber gets in a car accident and Zeek takes her to the car and talks about how he dreamt of her and their family, it makes me cry every single time. Before today, you thought I was a virgin, and now Im what? 913 - The One Where Monica Sings Maybe you havent seen her wear one before, but she wants to wear them, though. 612 - The One With The Joke And one thing that I dont do is steal peoples boyfriends. 209 - The One With Phoebe's Dad "You dont own a TV? Now its just about getting through the day without crying. Or a baby. Sorry if I upset your friend. 521 - The One With The Ball Linus' "shepard's" speech from A Charlie Brown Christmas represents the peak of sincerity for this list. Photo Illustration by Elizabeth Brockway/The Daily Beast/GettySince launching their popular podcast Fly on the Wall a year ago this week, Dana Carvey and David Spade have interviewed dozens of . Emmy Rossum is incredible and you really feel her emotions while she's talking.". 806 - The One With The Halloween Party 613 - The One With Rachels Sister Assfuck. The hat doesnt exist! "Come on, Ross, youre a paleontologist. Are you having an awesome day? Which is pretty shitty because it puts the onus on me to disagree with her, like if Im not having an awesome day suddenly Im the negative one. Ive seen you, skulking around outside, have you seen my new beau? They smelled of the gas station where you got them. And we can convince ourselves that friends is good, right? 506 - The One With The Yeti CIGARETTES AND CHOCOLATE (dramatic) 10. 803 - The One Where Rachel Tells You did inspire me Kat. I had a lot of information. We were childhood best friends. If they promise to wear gloves, can the Washington Redskins still play football? 717 - The One With The Cheap Wedding Dress You want a girly-friend. He was sick. I feel like Laura might be gay. Phoebe: "I don't even have a pla. This is the time were supposed to experiment, find who we are. ", 39. She has been led on by boys, and had her heart broken more than once. Is that what a dinosaur would do? Ive got a good feature for you. ", Where you can find the monologue: Season 1, Episode 9, "Chidi explaining how Buddhists describe death, and that it's like a wave. Scars on my hands, on my feettwo bouts of endocarditisHep C and whatnot knocking down walls and kicking out windows in my liver. This scene showcases what a complex character Kevin is. "The Elizabeth Olsen monologue on Sorry for Your Loss, when she is leaving a voicemail is so amazing. Okay, and lets talk about Mindy, meth-face over here. I am guilty of a far more monstrous crime. And at the end, after 13 hours, I was closing her up and II accidentally ripped her dural sack. You can hear it in every word! It was nothing but the truth. 408 - The One With Chandler In A Box And I can be proud of who I am. I don't know who he is, but I do know this: At a time when I was trying to hide myself from myself, he was there to show me a new way. 418 - The One With Rachel`s New Dress Hes handsome, isnt he? Like, I bet the minute you accept that youre just a bunch of lesbians and a little needy, you wont ever want to do drugs again. Heathers (comedic) 3. 219 - The One Where Eddie Won't Go But he sends me a card, without fail, every single birthday. Monologue The Friend Zone THE. 920 - The One With the Soap Opera Party Nostalgia. You know, think about it. 413 - The One With Rachel`s Crush I need to be by myself. Something for everyone interested in hair, makeup, style, and body positivity. They would paint this picture of my father for me, and I always pretended that was who I saw, too, who I remembered, but it was a lie. Oh, I have a dream? Let me try again. 814 - The One With The Secret Closet I remember when I was eleven years old, it was a couple months after my dad got diagnosed and we got the results back from the prognosis, and it was really good. It was like there was no air left in the world. I was he first person he told that he had AIDS and I was five. You know you can talk to me about anything. Youre too tough right? All of our free templates can be fully customized by anyone - you customize, edit, change, and rearrange the slides and questions to best suit their own needs. I mean, its not fine, but, you know, itsfine. One day, I put my hand in it. 601 - The One After Vegas Yet all thats left of them is bones in amber. It's crippling. Although Papa Pope has his quirks, he always spoke the truth.". Your peers are crying out for guidance. My father died when I was 6. Your dad was the Minnesota Shrike. 307 - The One With The Race Car Bed When I was 15, I put my neighbors cat in a box and took it into the woods. One of the most iconic scripted television monologues (arguably, the most iconic and beloved TV speech) is Mad Men episode 1x13, "The Wheel," in which we first see the true, irrefutable . Sure. 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