Santana: This is all YOUR fault! Contents 1 Season One 1.1 Showmance 1.2 The Rhodes Not Taken 1.3 Vitamin D 1.4 Wheels 1.5 Hairography 1.6 Sectionals 1.7 Hell-O 1.8 The Power of Madonna Ill always remember Naya happy. We talk about how Naya Rivera could deliver one of those relentless Glee monologues like no one else (true) and that the power and beauty of her voice is uncontested (also true) but Naya made Santana the funniest character on that show, hands-down. Maybe he finally got freaked out by your strange obsession with old people that causes you to skulk around nursing homes like one of those cats that can smell cancer. Blaine's handsome brother said it best: college is a waste of time. Look, I'm not ready to start eating jicama or get a flat top yet, either. Santana: I think I know how to make you feel better. Santana: Hey Andrew McCarthy, dont know if you heard but Blaine may lose an eye, the same Blaine who was just besties with you not four months ago. I miss you. She seems to be condoning this in the face of all logic. Just heard the news that trouty mouth is back in town. The nervous, darting looks. Brittany: I don't want to known as a quitter. And by that, I dont mean my friend whos a girl. She nearly breaks her face in two because she knows, she really knows, that she did it. Santana and Puck imitating Finn and Rachel, The Substitute. Santana: Maybe Brittany and I are too young to get married. And you know, Ive never been with anybody like that before. Finn: Because I love her and I don't want to hurt her. (slaps Quinn across face). Maybe Blaine got tired of hearing your shrill, self-aggrandizing lecture about how you felt the two of you were at the very apex of the gay rights movement every time you so much as cooked macaroni and cheese together or farted. Kurt I took what you said to heart, and I thought long and hard about it, and it occurred to me that you may have a point. Wrong-Flower Thats right Yentl: your sweethearts been lying to you because he and I totally got it on last year. I mean, bake sales are kind of bougie. Santana: Thanks. Even though I never knew you personally, you will always be part of my life. Sebastian and Santana, Cut Scene from Michael, Id throw this mocha in your face, but its not nearly scalding enough, Santana: Hey, what are you doing?" Shes beautiful, shes innocent, shes everything thats good in this miserable, stinking world. When we had sex, Finn never stopped asking me if I was okay the whole time. I was thinking, we should go out, just you and me. Wooh! Out of all the actors on Glee, she was the only one who could eviscerate with words in one scene, and break our hearts in the next. I love you. I wanna make a fake baby with you!". My carousel horse sweater should make me look like an institutionalized toddler, but no. I'm looking forward to the day my grandmother loves me again. See I dont go here anymore, sue, and that means I can finally tell you exactly what I think of you. Sabes lo que pasa en Lima Heights Adjacent? I want to shine and be seen as the star I am. The writers largely failed Santana in the later seasons, but her brief romance with Demi Lovatos Dani was the exception. Or maybe it Santana to Noah Puckerman, Silly Love Songs. But since Brittany likes having a pet Irish, Im not gonna explode you. You can't make fun of Finn anymore. Now all we have to do is send this tape to the po-po and that little bitchlet is headed to juvie, Santana to New Directions about Sebastian, Michael, This isnt violent, this is clever. ), I Wanna Dance With Somebody (Who Loves Me). Mostly, though, the dialogue. Santana: Is that because you've been telling her to? Maybe Blaine woke up one day and said, "You know what I don't want to marry a sexless, self-centered baton twirler. Did you know she tried to sell me once? You're joking, right? Brittany: There was a mouse in mine. There was a famous fanfiction well known for Brittana fans called Influence. glee monologues santanavanessa bryant sisters. And I'm definitely sure that Tina's looked into getting an eye de-slanting. I loved seeing her happy. But in the meantime, I do have one more wish. You know what actually, would you mind waiting in the car? She looks to Brittany, she remembers their dreams that came true and then the rumors have it that ruined them all. Just admit it! Theyre getting off work just as the sun is coming up, because this is a Beatles-themed episode and someone needed to sing Here Comes the Sun. And also because its really adorable and romantic. Its where we fell in love, where I could say things with music, when words just werent enough. Cant I just have one night where Im queen?. Just two cellos, two actors, and a bunch of chairs in an empty room. When I was 13 Glee was my entire world the show and the cast and their adventures swept me up in a frenzy, the way obsessions do with 13 year olds. I cant remember the last time I felt so surprised, validated, and delighted by a coming out (Waverly Earp got close!). It means your boyfriend is full of crap, Hobbit. But Glee encouraged me to let me freak flag fly, and so I did. Ive seen what you can do, and what you can do is stand in the back, sway, and sing very, very quietly, Speaking from experience, Finn is terrible in bed. I adore you. by saphireheart12 on desktop and mobile. favorite Santana quote. Santana: Okay, look believe what you want, but no one's forcing me to be here. Thank you, Naya, for all of the knockout moments you gave us. We joined Cheerios together, we joined Glee club together, we all slept with Puckerman the same year. (Looks at Rachel and Kurt) Do you see? So have fun at your Im a victim party acting like youre not some selfish, self-centered, lame-ass wannabe diva from Hell, Brit and I are gay and Mercedes is black, so kicking us out would be a hate crime. One of my favourite Santana moments that isnt mentioned here is the whole The Spanish Teacher episode. (murmurs) Self-hating Asian. I'm the hottest piece of action in this school, and here I am, on Valentine's and single. We all know it was Puck. So many amazing moments. They may have love, but you know what we are that they are not? I love you a-and I don't want to be with Sam or Finn or any of those other guys. I'm a beautiful person. The first is horrible but predictable. This is my least favorite episode of Glee. So youre gonna grant me a wish, Thats right, double-stuffed, fatty, gassy, mcgravy pants, we are just one big happy, happy family, I did not just leave one diva-driven glee club to join another, so let me write you a reality check, Richie Bitch. I've been going through that Rumours album and I found the best song that really goes one step past Landslide in expressing my feelings for you. You look a little Jewish, right Rachel? It's okay. Rachel: Don't get too comfortable, okay? I'm attracted to girls, and I'm attracted to guys. I cant hear this song without thinking of the dozens of slow-mo gif sets circulating on Tumblr of Brittany and Santana circling each other, and I also cant hear it without breaking out in chills all over my body, from my toes to my brain. Topless is as nude as anyone is ever gonna want to see you. Oh, nope, you know what I think that you should ask Santa to get your daddy a job with some dental benefits because your grill is jacked up. It was invented by breeders to sell cheap chocolate and false hope. I dont have anything smart to say. Here is Santana, this Caribea teenager, coming out to her abuela. Your pretty little liar gave them to her. A sex-tape that follows me around to this very day.Look up at my in the internet right now. I refused to go because Ive always been a big soccer gay. dont wanna marry a sexless self-centered baton-twirler. Naya was captivating and talented and impossible to ignore, even before her character had a name. Finn for some reason decides that its Lady Music week as if having a bunch of men ruin songs by women is an apology for outing a lesbian. It shot right into my heart like a lightning bolt. I can't go to an Indigo Girls concert. Its the dress that sells the song before Santana even opens her mouth. You know? Sam: I'm Sam. You told Coach Sylvester about my summer surgery! Look, I don't mean to be a bitchwell actually I do. It fit. Did professor Patches teach you that one in between quickies on his office couch? Rachel: Kurt and Adam are at NYADA. I assume you've been working as a baby polisher where young mothers place their infant's heads in your mouth to get back that new born shine. It remains poignantly jarring in its specificity and its place in the great cannon of Television Coming Out Scenes. Right after Mercedes sings the first lines of Rumor Has It, the theatre goes dark and the beat drops out. Ive tried so hard to push this feeling away and keep it locked inside, but every day just feels like a war. I'm from Lima Heights, I was raised on insults. Say some song that Judy Garland choked on her tongue in the She was truth to power, unafraid of confrontation, destruction when absolutely necessary. A thank you for being an unapologetic champion of this weird, wacky show. If I'm going to be paying a third of the rent, I'm going to be needing a third of the shelf space. Can that possibly be true? Amber Riley and Naya Riveras voices together are raw power. I mean I didnt start playing doctor til I was nine. Rachels song, Theres a moment, right at the end, right after One gunshot and BAM! I remember early in my coming-out-to-myself period I was hooking up with a girl in relative secrecy for reasons irrelevant right now, but it was strange to me how easily I kept the secret and kept wanting to do it. Can't I think about it for like a day? Are you sure it just isn't Britney 3.0 week in Glee club? Dave: [reluctantly walks away] The writers probably just wanted an excuse to create a three way parallel of hurt feelings between Kurt, Quinn, and Santana, but Nayas performance justifies and deepens every word. That something is really bad; not for its severity but because of its unfamiliarity. Two: you're a bitch and those are my products, okay? Santana: The truth about what? I was such a great fan of Glee. [puts a napkin over her and Brittany's hands]. Santana to Mr. Schuester, The Rocky Horror Glee Show. He never remembered her birthday, or noticed how much work it took to get her hair just like that over her shoulder. Im officially over it. It sucked. But I didn't know what she was gonna do with it. Thank you Naya. With whose vagina? is a personal favorite. Santana: You may look, like the villain out of a cheesy 80s high school movie, but you should know that Im fully prepared to go all Danny LaRusso on your ass. Life is very high school. I mean, after all, that's why it didn't work out with you and Blaine, right? We thought maybe youd like to join us. Maybe he got tired of watching you drape yourself on every piano you happen to pass to entertain exactly no one with, say, some song that Judy Garland choked on her tongue in the middle of or some sassy old Broadway standard made famous by another dead alcoholic crone. Dave: I think I can take a couple of queers and a girl. 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I am so over this, and it hasn't even started yet. I have awesome gay-dar. 1x01 - Pilot. Santana: Booyah. Brittany: [smiles and holds Santana's hand] Of all those famous tirades and one-liners, none warms my heart like The only straight I am, is straight up Bitch.. out was so validating. Two choices: you stay here and I crack one of your nuts,right or left, that's your choice, or you walk away and live to be a douchebag another day. If you pivoted to, PEACHES TEES, ALL-STARS HATS, CLUB SODA SHIRTS AND MORE MERCH, LGBTQ Television Guide: What To Watch Now, The 50 Best Lesbian, Bisexual & Queer Movies Of All Time, a few words already on the coming out scene that resonated with me more than anything before or since. But it actually lets silence tell its own story for a minute. This is it. Gay marriage had only recently become legalized in New York State, and DOMA had yet to be struck down nationwide. I Wanna Dance With Somebody (with the lyric changes!!) Maybe Blaine didn't wanna be with someone who looks like they just removed their top row of dentures every time they smile, or someone who doesn't dress like an extra out of one of Andy Dick's more elaborate wet dreams. I have rage. Like she was tired and so quietly righteous, which definitely wasnt how Santana usually cut people down. That's what I thought, right? Santana and Naya Rivera changed my life as a young brown queer and I will always be grateful. Santana: I've kissed Finn, and can I just say not worth a buck. 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W w w, PDF Mark K Nclex Study Guide: Outline format for 2021 NCLEX exam. Brittany: Wait are you mad? No actor gave me that kind of depth and emotion on screen before. The entire rest of the verse Naya Rivera performs as a monologue in song. It might say somewhere too that she didn't want to do it. I mean I wouldn't know because like Medusa I try to avoid eye contact with her. Santana: Yes, you should move to Israel. I have to just be me, Santana to her grandmother, Alma Lopez, I Kissed a Girl. with a You're not fat. Santana, about Quinn and Finn, Silly Love Songs. No Brittany, you have no idea what it's like out there in the real world. I wanted it for itself. She never shrank back in the face of adversity or bullying or toxic masculinity or misused authority. It's gonna be okay. #teens. I used to think it was out of recognition, but now I know it was relief. Santana: Your sexuality? If Rachel wants my sloppy seconds she should at least know the truth. Santana: While you were playing house, Puck was sexting me. Quinn: You know, I have to say, Rosario, you are killing it in that dress. Santana: It's okay. Maybe thats why we love each other so much. We wont. It learned me two things. And two, they grant wishes. Wait, do you honestly think that we can sell twenty thousand pieces of anythings? By that point I had felt that way for years. I just wanna be famous, plain and simple. Santana Lopez was a one dimensional cheerleader minion until Naya Rivera turned her into one of the greatest and most important tv characters of all time. feminine Quinn Fabray. Maybe he finally got freaked out about your strange obsession with old people that causes you to skulk around nursing homes Lesbians dont have to be saintly to be fawned over on primetime television in homes across America. Kurt: Can we talk about the giant elephant in the room? He didnt remember her favorite ice cream order or her little sisters name. Santana to Finn about Blaine, Pot o' Gold, Heres the deal, pixie boy. But theres a deeper level too: Santana singing and dancing like a person whos just been told something terrible is about to happen but shes not sure what that something will be and for now the show must go on. Her relationships with men sometimes become more misandric than romantic in retrospect. Why are we playing this game? Santana: (at Finn) Everyone's gonna know now, because of you. Its important to me that Santana Lopez was a bitch. And we'd like more please. Santana: Rachel, your mustache is thicker than a Middle Eastern dictator. Im just as talented as Mercedes, Boy Chang, Berry or Lady Hummel. They don't care. We wouldve had a whole week of songs about it. I'm from Lima Heights Adjacent and I'm proud! Sweet. You're a genius, Brittany. And that includes your little hand jive, that to me looked more like a hand j, Santana to Quinn about Kitty, Thanksgiving. Im just too tired. You look like an assless J-Lo. Naya, Im sorry the world took you for granted. You wanted that memorial gone because youre such a cold-hearted bitch..A miserable, self-centered bitch, who has spent every waking minute of the past three years trying to make our lives miserable. I'll just marry an NFL player, they're super reliable. Because I have all of these feelings. Every day just feels like a war. Santana: It's a nice break from all that scissoring. Maybe he got tired of watching you drape yourself on every piano you happen past to entertain exactly no one with. All those in favor of voting Rachel down a second time? We used to be the Three Musketeers. You are a horrible person who never had a nice word to say about Finn Hudson, so dont you dare think for a second that he didn't hate you, too! I mean what was your big move then, a jumbotron that said, "Hey Terri! And it wasn't until I got to kindergarten that I learned my name wasn't Garbage Face. Do you know where she keeps it? ", Today is your lucky day, because Auntie Snicks just arrived on the Bitch Town Express. They were trees falling in a forest and with nobody around to hear them, my desire often faded. I remember crying as I watched someone I love walk down the aisle to marry the woman of her dreams. If I did, would you join me? Santana to Sam, about Quinn, Blame It on the Alcohol, Santana to Blaine or Rachel during "Don't You Want Me" (it was unclear), Blame It on the Alcohol. No! Its so fucking ridiculous. Santana to Rachel, Tina in the Sky with Diamonds. Santana: Hello Lauren. Also, honestly, Santana would still be getting royalties off that thing. Cello guys can you hang back for a second, Im gonna need you for this one. Non-threatening to the characters inside the show or outside in the audience. I have such vivid memories of Landslide. The cast of Glee reunites during the virtual ceremony for the 32nd Annual GLAAD Media Awards for a special tribute to the legacy of the late Naya Rivera's ch. Santana: A star is a star, it doesn't matter where in the sky it shine. Santana about Brad, Saturday Night Glee-ver. Thank you for your bravery, your fire, your swag, your humor, and your craft. I mean my girlfriend girlfriend. Santana: I wish you'd hold my hand. Rory: You're skinny like all the crops failed on your family's farm. Im kind of like the Incredible Hulk. Santana as Mrs. Claus to the Kids, Previously Unaired Christmas. I just try to be really, really honest with people when I think that they suck!